Tuesday, December 25, 2007
tak payah korang or mak bapak korang nak susah2 pikir pasal hantaran.....
calculator nie paliiiiing bijak utk nak tentukan 'rate' masing2....heheheheh
NAK TAU KLIK SINI YER
NAK TAU KLIK SINI YER
Monday, November 5, 2007
You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up-front person. You often don't get hints, you never pass any. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating; otherwise you will find it di fficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you're being appreciated. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important for you. You tend to be very practical, not very emotional. Your choices are very good can only lead to trouble. You are very self satisfied & egoistic.
Does your name begin with: B?
You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an statement of the affection of your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You are private in your statement of endearments, and particular when it comes to love. You will hold off until everything meets with your approval. You can control your appetite feelings. You require new sensations and experiences. You are willing to experiment.
Does your name begin with: C?
You are a very social individual, and it is important to you to have a relationship. You require closeness and togetherness. You want the object of your affection to be socially acceptable and good-looking. You see your lover as a friend and companion. You are very sensual, needing someone to appreciate and almost worship you. When this cannot be achieved, you have the ability to hold out on affection until you receive this. You are an expert at controlling your desires and doing without.
Does your name begin with: D? Once you get it into your head that you want someone, you move full steam ahead in your suit. You do not give up your quest easily. You are nurturing and caring. If someone has a problem, this turns you on. You are highly passionate, loyal, and intense in your involvement's, sometimes possessive and jealous. You are very sharp, talented often with sense of humor. When people bother to look deep inside they cannot resist what they see. You are stimulated by the eccentric and unusual, having a free and open attitude. You get jealous of other people and lose your temper.
Does your name begin with: E?
Your greatest need is to talk. If your date is not a good listener, you have trouble relating. A person must be intellectually stimulating or you are not interested sexually. You need a friend for a lover and a companion. You hate disharmony and disruption, but you do enjoy a good argument once in a while-it seems to stir things up. You flirt a lot, for the challenge is more important. But once you give your heart away, you are uncompromisingly loyal. You will fall asleep with a good book. Sometimes, in fact, you prefer a good book to a lover.
Does your name begin with: F?
You are idealistic and romantic, putting your lover on a pedestal. You look for the very best mate you can find. You are a flirt, yet once committed, you are very loyal. You are sensuous and privately passionate. Publicly, you can be showy, extravagant, and gallant. You are a born romantic. Dramatic love scenes are a favorite fantasy past time. You can be a very generous lover.
Does your name begin with: G?
You are fastidious, seeking perfection within yourself and your lover. You respond to a lover who is your intellectual equal or superior, and one who can enhance your status. You are sensuous and know how to reach the peak of stimulation, because you work at it meticulously. You can be extremely active-never tiring out. Your duties and responsibilities take precedence over everything else. You may have difficulty getting emotionally close to people.
Does your name begin with: H?
You seek a mate who can enhance your zest for life, fun everything you seek for. You will be very generous to your lover once you have attained a commitment. You are very affectionate very strong. Your gifts are actually an investment in your partner. Before the commitment, though, you tend to be very careful with your every move and equally cautious in your involvements often, as you believe that you have to look out for yourself. You are a sensual and patient lover. You will hold off till everything meets your full approval. You are a perfectionist, hard to satisfy and strong in your beliefs. Not influential, you always stand your ground. People can always count on you to stand by them in a crisis. You are a dreamer with a passion for life.
Does your name begin with: I?
You have a great need to be loved, appreciated... even worshiped. You enjoy luxury, sensuality, and pleasures of the flesh. You like necking spend hours just touching feeling exploring. You look for lovers who know what they are doing. You are not interested in an amateur, unless that amateur wants a tutor. You are fussy and exacting about having your desires satisfied. You are willing to experiment and try new modes of statement. You bore easily and thus require adventure and change. Your commitments don't last very long you often tend to stray. Loyalty is not one of your strong points. You are more sensual than sexual,! but you are sometimes downright lustful.
Does your name begin with: J?
You are blessed with a great deal of physical energy. When used for a good cause there is nothing to stop you, except maybe that they aren't always used for the good. ( you could dance all night.) You respond to the thrill of the chase and the challenge of the mating game. You can carry on great romances in your head. At heart you are a roamer and need to set out on your own every so often. You will carry on long- distance relationships with ease. You are idealistic and need to believe in love. You have a need to be nurtured deep within.
Does your name begin with: K?
You are secretive, self-contained, and shy. You are very sexy, sensual, and passionate, but you do not let on to this. Only in intimate privacy will this part of your nature reveal itself. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role or any game, and take your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for the right person to come along. You are very generous, giving, often selfless. You are kind-natured sweet, which is found to be attractive by many. You are a good friend.
Does your name begin with: L?
You can be very romantic, attached to the glamour of love. Having a partner is of paramount importance to you. You are free in your statement of love and are willing to take chances, try new sexual experiences and partners, provided it's all in good taste. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating, otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you're being appreciated.
Does your name begin with: M
You may appear innocent, unassuming and shy but we know that appearances can lie. When it comes to sex, you are no novice but something of a skilled technician. You can easily go to extremes, though, running the gamut from insatiability to boredom with the whole idea of love. You can be highly critical of your mate, seeking perfection in both of you. It is not easy to find someone who can meet your standards. You have difficulty expressing emotions and drawing close to lovers. You are often selfish, thinking you are always right no matter what. You never give in. Winning is your prime desire- at any cost. You often forget friends and family and you live for the moment.
Does your name begin with: N You are emotional and intense. When involved in a relationship, you throw your entire being into it. Nothing stops you;there are no holds barred. You are all consuming and crave someone who is equally passionate and intense. You believe in total freedom. You are willing to try anything and everything. Your supply of energy is inexhaustible. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You also enjoy mothering your mate. You often have the greatest love affairs all by yourself, in your head. You are very imaginative.
Does your name begin with: O?
You are very interested in fun activities yet secretive and shy about your desires. You can re-channel much of your energy into making money and/or seeking we. You can easily have extended periods of celibacy. You are a passionate, compassionate lover, requiring the same qualities from your mate. Love is serious business; thus you demand intensity, diversity and is willing to try anything or anyone. Sometimes your passions turn to possessiveness, which must be kept in check.
Does your name begin with: P?
You are very conscious of social proprieties. You wouldn't think of doing anything that might harm your image or reputation. Appearances count. Therefore, you require a good-looking partner. You also require an intelligent partner. Oddly enough, you may view your partner as your enemy... a good fight stimulates those vibes. You are relatively free of hang-ups. You are willing to experiment and try new ways of doing things. You are very social and sensual; you enjoy flirting and need a good deal of physical gratification.
Does your name begin with: Q?
You require constant activity and stimulation. You have tremendous physical energy. It is not easy for a partner to keep up with you. You are an enthusiastic lover and tend to be attracted to people because of their ethnic groups. You need romance, hearts and flowers, and conversation to turn you on and keep you going.
Does your name begin with: R?
You are a no-nonsense, action-oriented individual. You need someone who can keep pace with you and who is your intellectual equal-the smarter the better. You are turned on more quickly by a great mind than by a great body. However, physical attractiveness is not very important to you. You have to be proved to be worthy for a partner. You have a need to prove yourself the best. You want feedback on your performance. You are open, stimulating romantic.
Does your name begin with: S?
For you, it is pleasure before business. You can be romantically idealistic to a fault and is capable of much sensuality. But you never loose control of your emotions. Once you make the commitment you stick like glue. You could get jealous and possessive. You tend to be very selfish often regarding yourself as the only human being on the planet. You like being the center of attention. You are very caring, sensitive, private sometimes very passive. Turned on by soft lights, romantic thoughts. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role, or any game, and take your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for the right person to come along. You are very generous giving, often selfless.! You are kind nature sweet, which is found to be attractive ! by many. You are a good friend.
Does your name begin with: T?
You are very sensitive, private sometimes very passive. You like someone who takes the lead. Music, soft lights romantic thoughts turn you on. You fantasize tend to fall in out of love soon. When in love you are romantic, idealistic, mushy extremely. You enjoy having your senses your feelings stimulated, titillated teased. You are a great flirt. You can make your relationships fit your dreams, all in your own head. Once you put your mind to something you manage to stand by it and see your dreams through. You aren't very good at expressing your feelings. You like things your own way. You do not like change; you like to hold on to things. This may not always! be good because if given an opportunity things may develop into great things. You work your way to the top. Attention must be given to what others say because even though you don't want to hear it their advice may turn out to save your life.
Does your name begin with: U?
You are enthusiastic at you're happiest when in love. When not in love you're in love with love and always looking for someone to adore. You see romance as challenge. You are a roamer needs adventure, excitement, freedom. You enjoy giving gifts looking good. You are willing to put others feelings above yours.
Does your name begin with: V?
You are individualistic you need freedom, space excitement. You wait till you know someone well before committing yourself. Knowing someone means psyching her/him out. You feel a need to get into his/her head to see what makes him tick. You are attracted to eccentric types. You believe that age is no barrier. You are good at responding to danger, fear suspense.
Does your name begin with: W?
You are very proud, determined refuses to take no for an answer when it come to love. Your ego is at stake all the time. You are romantic, idealistic, often in love with love itself, not seeing your partner for who she or he really is. You feel deeply about love tends to throw all of &your self into a relationship. Nothing is too good for your lover. You like playing love games.
Does your name begin with: X?
You need constant stimulation because you get bored quickly. You can handle more than 1 relationship at a time with ease. You can't shut off your mind. You can do 2 things at once. You are very talented.
Does your name begin with: Y?
You are sensual very independent. If you can't have it your way, you will forget the whole thing. You want to control your relationships, which doesn't work out too well. You respond to physical stimulation. However if you can make money you will give up the pleasures of the flesh for the moment. You have a need to prove yourself the best. You want feedback on your performance. You are open, stimulating romantic.
Does your name begin with: Z?
You are very romantic but show feels that to love means to suffer. You wind up serving your mate attracting people who have unusual trouble. You see yourself as a lover's savior.
Thursday, November 1, 2007
Ada seekor burung kakak tua yang sangat cerdik dan mempunyai pandangan mata yang sangat tajam sehingga boleh menembusi apa-apa halangan yang menutup matanya (Transparent le tu...)
Setiap pagi burung ini akan bertenggek di dalam sangkarnya yang tergantung di tingkap. Rumah tuan punye burung ni terletak di antara sekolah rendah dan kuaters guru Setiap pagi ada 3 orang cikgu melintas di hadapan rumah tuan punye burung ni dari sekolah ke kuaters guru, oleh itu hari-hari lah burung ni perhati 3 orang cikgu yang bertutup litup tuh ke hulu ke hilir... ke hulu, ke hilir.....
Setiap hari burung ni tengok cikgu-cikgu tu atas bawah, atas bawah.. Bila dia boring dia menyanyi-nyanyi. ... tak pun, dia akan baca skrip cerita sembilu 2... lama-lama makin boring pulak... so dia ternampak le si cikgu-cikgu tu berderet jalan slow-slow nak pergi ke sekolah Burung ni pun kuyu-kuyukan mata dia...then tonyoh tonyoh sikit mata dia...dah tu dia kibas-kibas kan kepak dia...pas tu dia jerit kuat-kuat... .
"BELANG!! PUTIH!! BIRU!!!"
Cikgu-cikgu tadi sama-sama menoleh ke arah burung tu dan pandang ke depan semula. Mereka jalan cepat-cepat. .. Sampai di sekolah mereka cuma saling pandang memandang... .. Keesokan harinya cikgu-cikgu tu pun macam biasa lalu depan burung tu lagi. Bila balik ke rumah kuaters guru, burung tu buat dek je... bila time cikgu ni nak ke sekolah, burung tu jerit lagi.......
"PUTIH!!! BUNGA-BUNGA! !! PINK!!!"
Cikgu-cikgu tu terkejut dog... dan berjalan cepat-cepat lagi... sampai di sekolah depa pun tanya sesama depa.....cikgu pertama bercakap "camna burung kakak tua tu tau warna sepender yang kita pakai?" Cikgu kedua menjawab "Tak tau pulak .... ahli sihir ke apa ntah....." . Cikgu ketiga mencelah "Alah ..kebetulan je agaknyer.... . tak pe, kita tengok besok pulak camana..."Keesokan hari nya macam biasa... pagi-pagi cikgu-cikgu tu lalu depan rumah burung tu.... burung tengah bersenam memusing-musingkan kepaknya 360 darjah...... .."Iyah! iyah! lapan lapan lagi... satu...dua.. ." dan seterusnya. Bila time cikgu ni nak ke sekolah, lalu lagi depan burung.... Burung pun tengok.... dia jerit lagi..
KELABU!! HIJAU!! PURPLE!!"
Cikgu-cikgu berlari-lari anak tanpa menoleh ke kiri dan ke kanan. Setiba di sekolah guru mereka berbicara lagi...
Cikgu pertama "Memang betul apa yang burung tu cakap.... heh, apa nak buat hah?".
Cikgu kedua "Kita mesti buat something untuk uji burung tu...".
Cikgu ketiga...."Aku tau... apa kata esok kita semua pakai color hitam".
"Okey...Set! !!!!" balas depa..... Keesokan harinya..... .sama juga.... bila time ke sekolah, burung tu jerit lagi...
HITAM!!HITAM! !!HITAM!! !!"
Cikgu-cikgu tu berlari anak lagi....di sekolah mereka berbincang.. ..
Cikgu pertama "Nampak nya burung tu mempunyai pandangan mata yang transparent. .." .
Cikgu kedua "Atau pun dia cuma boleh kenal warna....".
Cikgu ketiga..."Betul tu, mungkin dia dah di latih untuk meneka warna, tapi tidak dilatih untuk meneka bentuk. Kengkawan, apa kata esok kita jangan pakai sepender langsung."
"Orait!! Set!!" depa jawab.
Keesokan hari nya, lagi sekali macam biasa Di waktu pagi burung buat dek je.... bila time cikgu-cikgu tu nak ke sekolah, burung tu tengok.... ditenungnye lama-lama... cikgu-cikgu tu mula tersenyum dan jalan slow-slow... ...sambil toleh-toleh kat burung tu...burung tu tengok lagi.... dia naik-naikkan mata macam Ziana Zain gitu....dah tu pusing belakang... dia tengok lagi dengan cara menonggeng.. ...dah tu dia pandang ke depan balik.... dia garu-garu kepala...dah tu usap-usap dagu.....dia cekak pinggang.... . dah tu burung tu pegang dagu lagi...pastu dia senyum.....dia jerit lagi kuat kali ni...
"LURUS!!! LURUS!! KERINTING!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! "
Cikgu-cikgu ni terus lari sampai tak cukup tanah gamak nyer.....
**MORAL : JANGAN SESEKALI MENGUJI BURUNG YANG PANDAI BERCAKAP. HEHEHE